So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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seeing we still have no joke thread and this looks like as a good place as any.....



ring *** ring-g-g-g-g*** pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy .... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
" No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey! "
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran round screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead on the driveway."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool - but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
*** more pause****
Then Daddy says, " Swimming pool????...................... Is this 555-7039?