So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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[Root_Werks]

Cool, a joke thread, forum, BBS or whatever. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new
Ferrari GTO. It is the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him
$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya! ' got there, Sonny?"


The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. I t cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young man
proudly.


The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the
window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man
says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"


Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just
what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
speedometer reads 160 mph! Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it
could be, and suddenly ... whoooooosssshhhhh! Something whips by him,
going much faster!


What on Earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks
himself. He floors the accelerator and take! s the Ferrari! up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosssshhhhh! He's feeling pretty good
until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he
sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and
there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of
his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.


The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
still alive. He runs up to the old man and says, "Oh my Gosh! Are you OK?
Is there anything I can do for you?"


The old man whispers... "Unhook...my...suspenders...from... your....
side view mirror."