So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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M

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At Dublin airport, the tower heard:

PILOT - Bejeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway
is?

CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy.

PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings I ever
did, Shamus.

CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy!!

PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engines in
reverse!!

CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat!!

PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down full!!

CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat too, Paddy!!

PILOT - An den stomp an der brakes as hard as ye can an
pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad!!!

CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, Paddy, but I'll hit de
brakes as hard as I can.

So, as the wheels touched the ground, Shamus put the
engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stomped on the
brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all of
his soul. The brakes screeched, the tires squealed, and
there was smoke everywhere. But, to the relief of all the
passengers, as they untangled themselves from the overhead
baggage and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the
aircraft came to a stop just a few meters from the end of
the runway!!!

As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some
composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to
Shamus,

"Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!"

Shamus replied,

"Yes, Paddy, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"