So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
> Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow
> a
> break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
>
> So, he asks the man his name.
>
> "Fred," the driver replies.
>
> "Fred what?" the officer asks.
>
> "Just Fred," the man responds.
>
> When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he
> used to have a last name but lost it.
>
> The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with
> it.
>
> "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
>
> The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
> Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the
> time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.
>
> "When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
> through college medical school, internship, residency, finally got my
> degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
>
> "After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to
> school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my
> degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
>
> "Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
> assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
>
> Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
> Fred Dingaling MD with VD.
>
> Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the
> VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
>
> Then the VD took away my dingaling . . . so now I'm just Fred."
>
> The officer walked away in tears, laughing.