So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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Software Engineer writes .............
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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of
this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3,
Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer
run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can not to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite
applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n' Drunk 2.0
and Bachelor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the UN-install does not work on this
program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got
this error "General Protection Fault" in
module House Security. The Un-installation will
abort.

" Can you help me, please!!!



Reply from Tech. Support
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Dear Software Engineer,

Ref: Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

This is a very common problem men complain about, but
is mostly due to a primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a
UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is
actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0
and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0
from the system once installed. You cannot
go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support" which was given to you at the time
of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep
Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also
suggest you read the entire section regarding
General Partnership Faults (GPFs).

The best course of action will be to enter the
command
C:\APOLOGIZE.

In fact I would suggest you to use this command every
time Wife 1.0 crashes on your System.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but requires very high
maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies
4.5 which will improve the performance of
Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
Visual Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This
is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is
likely to cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.

Recent Survey says that Add-On softwares like Visual
Dress 2.0, Diamond Necklace 3.0, A
Quick Tour To Mall 1.0 are the best Third Party tools
that supports Wife 1.0 program to run
smoothly and effectively.

Best of luck