So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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This is great come on guys (and gals) keep it up until they give us a joke page (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over
>ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "That's certainly not a
>ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he
>begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
>Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman
>wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
>
>She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it
>been since you've had a cigarette?"
>
>"Ten years," replies the Irishman.
>
>With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
>sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights
>it, takes a long drag and says,
>"Faith and begorah! Is that good!"
>
>"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of whiskey?" she asks
>him.
>Trembling, the castaway replies,
>"Ten years.! "
>
>She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands
>it to him.
>He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says,
>"Tis absolutely fantastic!"
>
>At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down
>the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has
>it been since you've played around?"
>With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs,
>
>"Sweet mother of Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there
>too?"-----