So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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Another one....

An E-mail to the Wrong Wife

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man
departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the
next day at the conclusion of his business trip to Minneapolis. They were
looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.

Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the
man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to
a supervisor, but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem
and it would do no good to complain.

Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was
having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as
Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would
arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off,
and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to haste, he made an error in
the e-mail address. His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly
preacher's wife whose even older husband had died the day before. When the
grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out
an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead.

Her family rushed to her room, where they saw this message on the screen:

Dearest wife,

Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion at
the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.
P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot
it is down here.