So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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M

[Howard]

Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 22)

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You
lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you
are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

Pisces (Feb 21-Mar 22)

You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but
piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 21-April 22)

You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by
the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people
resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a
general dipshit.

Taurus (April 21-May 22)

You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and
work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You
are nothing but a damned communist.

Gemini (May 21-June 22)

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you
are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This
means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on
incest.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems,
which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is
why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone
in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 21-Aug 22)

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot.
Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism.
Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves and enjoy
masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 21-Sept 22)

You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude
is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and
unemotional and often fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good
bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 21-Oct 22)

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with
reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for
employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores.
All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 21-Nov 22)

You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be
trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your
total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most
Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 21-Dec 22)

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to
rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of
Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 21-Jan 20)

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically
chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You
should kill yourself.