Joke: The 911 Hat, if you are easily offended... don't open Options

[Rusty]

A young boy walked into the restroom of a restaurant near Lime Rock. As he was washing his hands, a man walked in wearing slacks, a starched shirt and a 911 hat. The boy looked up in awe and asked, "Gee mister... are you a 911 driver?"

The guy puffed up, smiled and replied, "Yes, son, I sure am."

The boy asked if he could wear the man's hat for a minute. The man agreed, and walked into a stall.

A moment later, a guy walked in. He was greasy, wearing scruffy jeans and a 914 hat. The boy looked up and said, "Gee mister, are you a 914 driver??"

The man looked down and replied, "Yeah, why? You wanna suck my dick?"

The boy looked astonished and said... "No, no! I'm not a 911 driver - I'm just wearing his hat!"


-Rusty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)

[iiibdsiil]

I've got one...

There's an elephant and a mouse. The mouse falls into a ditch, and screams for help. The elephant shows up, says, "Okay, I am going to lower my dick down to you, and you are going to run up it." Soon enough the mouse is out, and he replies "I owe you one." The very next day, the elephant is stuck in the same damn ditch. The mouse finds him, and goes "I will be right back, I have to get my 911 and some rope to pull you out." So, he comes back, gets the elephant out, and they both go on their merry way.

The moral of this story?

A 911 makes up for having a little dick.