Joke: The 911 Hat, if you are easily offended... don't open Options

[Rusty]

A young boy walked into the restroom of a restaurant near Lime Rock. As he was washing his hands, a man walked in wearing slacks, a starched shirt and a 911 hat. The boy looked up in awe and asked, "Gee mister... are you a 911 driver?"

The guy puffed up, smiled and replied, "Yes, son, I sure am."

The boy asked if he could wear the man's hat for a minute. The man agreed, and walked into a stall.

A moment later, a guy walked in. He was greasy, wearing scruffy jeans and a 914 hat. The boy looked up and said, "Gee mister, are you a 914 driver??"

The man looked down and replied, "Yeah, why? You wanna suck my dick?"

The boy looked astonished and said... "No, no! I'm not a 911 driver - I'm just wearing his hat!"


-Rusty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)

[bob91403]

I've got one. An ant comes across an elephant crying. He asks, "What's wrong?". The elephant says, "I've got this thorn in my foot, and it's killing me." The ant says, "I'll pull it out, but I want something in return." The elephant says, "Anything, it really hurts." So, the ant pulls out the thorn and the relieved elephant thanks him and asks him what he wants in return. The ant says, "I want to fuck you". The elephant giggles and says, "OK, go for it". The ant climbs up on the elephant and starts going at it, when, a monkey up in a tree sees what's going on and just for laughs beans the elephant on the top of the head with a coconut. The elephant goes "OWE!", and the ant says "Take it all bitch."