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| Rusty |
  Oct 5 2004, 08:43 PM
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A young boy walked into the restroom of a restaurant near Lime Rock. As he was washing his hands, a man walked in wearing slacks, a starched shirt and a 911 hat. The boy looked up in awe and asked, "Gee mister... are you a 911 driver?"
The guy puffed up, smiled and replied, "Yes, son, I sure am." The boy asked if he could wear the man's hat for a minute. The man agreed, and walked into a stall. A moment later, a guy walked in. He was greasy, wearing scruffy jeans and a 914 hat. The boy looked up and said, "Gee mister, are you a 914 driver??" The man looked down and replied, "Yeah, why? You wanna suck my dick?" The boy looked astonished and said... "No, no! I'm not a 911 driver - I'm just wearing his hat!" -Rusty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) |
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| bob91403 |
Oct 6 2004, 03:18 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 618 Joined: 15-September 04 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 2,763 |
QUOTE(morphenspectra @ Oct 5 2004, 11:21 PM) since that last one had nooo porsche content at all here we go.....! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) man and a woman get on a elevator.and the man looks over at the woman and asks"can i smell youre pussy" the woman looks shocked and says "no!"the man smiles and says "it must be youre feet then " (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif) stop it, stop it, you're killing me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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Posts in this topic
Lawrence Joke: The 911 Hat Oct 5 2004, 08:43 PM
iiibdsiil I've got one...
There's an elephant and a... Oct 5 2004, 08:51 PM bob91403 I've got one. An ant comes across an elepha... Oct 5 2004, 09:52 PM SLITS I am officially offended and lodging a complaint :... Oct 5 2004, 09:58 PM morphenspectra since that last one had nooo porsche content at al... Oct 6 2004, 12:21 AM bob91403 Oct 6 2004, 02:30 PM
thesey914 <... Oct 6 2004, 02:38 PM
Mike D. I met this guy in the parking lot of grocery store... Oct 6 2004, 04:40 PM
Thorshammer Heard this a few weeks ago:
It was'nt me but I... Oct 6 2004, 06:03 PM
GWN7 Two blondes from Newfoundland were chatting.
O... Oct 7 2004, 01:20 AM
GWN7 On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of w... Oct 7 2004, 01:21 AM
Howard GWN7,
I'm starting to worry about you. If yo... Oct 7 2004, 02:40 AM
GWN7 It's 3:44 am here....no sun out here :D
I... Oct 7 2004, 02:50 AM
GWN7 Back to our regular scheduled funnys.... Oct 7 2004, 02:58 AM
Howard OK, but I'm outta here.
Subject: Great Circ... Oct 7 2004, 03:30 AM
Thorshammer FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES... Oct 9 2004, 09:21 AM
eitnurg A Yorkshire bloke Is Drinking In A New York Bar...... Oct 9 2004, 09:34 AM
thesey914 <... Oct 6 2004, 02:38 PM Mike D. I met this guy in the parking lot of grocery store... Oct 6 2004, 04:40 PM Thorshammer Heard this a few weeks ago:
It was'nt me but I... Oct 6 2004, 06:03 PM GWN7 Two blondes from Newfoundland were chatting.
O... Oct 7 2004, 01:20 AM GWN7 On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of w... Oct 7 2004, 01:21 AM Howard GWN7,
I'm starting to worry about you. If yo... Oct 7 2004, 02:40 AM GWN7 It's 3:44 am here....no sun out here :D
I... Oct 7 2004, 02:50 AM GWN7 Back to our regular scheduled funnys.... Oct 7 2004, 02:58 AM Howard OK, but I'm outta here.
Subject: Great Circ... Oct 7 2004, 03:30 AM Thorshammer FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES... Oct 9 2004, 09:21 AM eitnurg A Yorkshire bloke Is Drinking In A New York Bar...... Oct 9 2004, 09:34 AM |
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