Joke: The 911 Hat, if you are easily offended... don't open |
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Joke: The 911 Hat, if you are easily offended... don't open |
Rusty |
Oct 5 2004, 08:43 PM
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A young boy walked into the restroom of a restaurant near Lime Rock. As he was washing his hands, a man walked in wearing slacks, a starched shirt and a 911 hat. The boy looked up in awe and asked, "Gee mister... are you a 911 driver?"
The guy puffed up, smiled and replied, "Yes, son, I sure am." The boy asked if he could wear the man's hat for a minute. The man agreed, and walked into a stall. A moment later, a guy walked in. He was greasy, wearing scruffy jeans and a 914 hat. The boy looked up and said, "Gee mister, are you a 914 driver??" The man looked down and replied, "Yeah, why? You wanna suck my dick?" The boy looked astonished and said... "No, no! I'm not a 911 driver - I'm just wearing his hat!" -Rusty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) |
Mike D. |
Oct 6 2004, 04:40 PM
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OK, It runs now, and pretty good too! Group: Members Posts: 1,445 Joined: 3-January 03 From: Santa Clarita, Ca Member No.: 85 Region Association: None |
I met this guy in the parking lot of grocery store that two fresh black eyes and he was little dazzed. I stopped and asked "hey man, you ok, what happened?"
He said he was in line and this big fat woman in front of him had her dress stuck in the crack of her ass, so he'd do her a favor and pulled out. Well she turned around and punched him right in the eye. I said "Well, that explanes one but what about the other?" He says "Hell, I thought she wanted it there so I tucked it back in!" |
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