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Rusty	Oct 5 2004, 08:43 PM Post #1
914 Guru Group: Admin Posts: 7,970 Joined: 24-December 02 From: North Alabama Member No.: 6 Region Association: South East States	A young boy walked into the restroom of a restaurant near Lime Rock. As he was washing his hands, a man walked in wearing slacks, a starched shirt and a 911 hat. The boy looked up in awe and asked, "Gee mister... are you a 911 driver?" The guy puffed up, smiled and replied, "Yes, son, I sure am." The boy asked if he could wear the man's hat for a minute. The man agreed, and walked into a stall. A moment later, a guy walked in. He was greasy, wearing scruffy jeans and a 914 hat. The boy looked up and said, "Gee mister, are you a 914 driver??" The man looked down and replied, "Yeah, why? You wanna suck my dick?" The boy looked astonished and said... "No, no! I'm not a 911 driver - I'm just wearing his hat!" -Rusty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)

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GWN7	Oct 7 2004, 02:50 AM Post #2
King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region	It's 3:44 am here....no sun out here (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) I'll be there. Going to swap my holidays early this year and my flight is already payed for (ticket from the WCC04) See you at the FFC? I'm there, jokes and all. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Mid Feb, I'll be in the garage working on the Impalla, wood stove at full bore and asking for people to post pictures of Palm trees (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

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Howard OK, but I'm outta here. Subject: Great Circ... Oct 7 2004, 03:30 AM

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