Joke: The 911 Hat, if you are easily offended... don't open Options

[Rusty]

A young boy walked into the restroom of a restaurant near Lime Rock. As he was washing his hands, a man walked in wearing slacks, a starched shirt and a 911 hat. The boy looked up in awe and asked, "Gee mister... are you a 911 driver?"

The guy puffed up, smiled and replied, "Yes, son, I sure am."

The boy asked if he could wear the man's hat for a minute. The man agreed, and walked into a stall.

A moment later, a guy walked in. He was greasy, wearing scruffy jeans and a 914 hat. The boy looked up and said, "Gee mister, are you a 914 driver??"

The man looked down and replied, "Yeah, why? You wanna suck my dick?"

The boy looked astonished and said... "No, no! I'm not a 911 driver - I'm just wearing his hat!"


-Rusty (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)

[Thorshammer]

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!



A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over

here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how

to get it started. " Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be

when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on

the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help

with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the

puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at

the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what

we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into

anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second,

I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."

he sighed, .

"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.



Erik Madsen