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| Stutgart46 |
 Oct 22 2004, 08:38 PM
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Stutgart46  Group: Members Posts: 396 Joined: 20-November 03 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 1,365  |
I was driving my 914 down a 2 lane highway here in Texas, when all of the sudden the clutch cable broke. Luckily I was in front of this guys farm. I heard a noise and looked down and there was this pig. He only had 3 legs and he was trying to get my attention so that I would follow him. So I played along and followed the pig up to the farm. When I got there the farmer said he had some tools and he would be happy to help.
I told him that the pig had lead me to the farm and the farmer just nodded and went on to tell me how intelligent this pig is. He told me a story about how the house was burning down and the pig went to every room in the house to wake everybody up. Luckily everyone survived thanks to the 3 legged pig. He then told me another story about how his tractor rolled over on top of him and the 3 legged pig pulled him to safety. I was amazed but a little perplexed. I questioned the farmer, "all these stories are exceptional, but you haven't explained how the pig lost his leg". The farmer just looked at me and said "with a pig like that, you just can't eat'em all at one time". |
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| Root_Werks |
Oct 25 2004, 12:17 PM
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Village Idiot Group: Members Posts: 8,667 Joined: 25-May 04 From: About 5NM from Canada Member No.: 2,105 Region Association: Pacific Northwest 
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Stutgart46 Only in Texas Oct 22 2004, 08:38 PM
Tom73 :rolleyes: :o :rolleyes: Oct 22 2004, 08:55 PM sanman so how many legs are left now?
only in Texas ;) Oct 25 2004, 11:49 AM SLITS He now slithers on his belly like a reptile :lol: Oct 25 2004, 11:51 AM Aaron Cox :lol: :lol: Oct 25 2004, 11:53 AM datapace Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?
A: A Groun... Oct 25 2004, 12:24 PM MattR Q: what do you call a pig with two legs?
A: a lawy... Oct 25 2004, 01:00 PM SLITS Miss Piggy is gonna be real upset when she reads t... Oct 25 2004, 01:04 PM ! ... Oct 25 2004, 04:18 PM
Lou W Whats green and smells like a pig?
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