I was driving my 914 down a 2 lane highway here in Texas, when all of the sudden the clutch cable broke. Luckily I was in front of this guys farm. I heard a noise and looked down and there was this pig. He only had 3 legs and he was trying to get my attention so that I would follow him. So I played along and followed the pig up to the farm. When I got there the farmer said he had some tools and he would be happy to help.
I told him that the pig had lead me to the farm and the farmer just nodded and went on to tell me how intelligent this pig is.
He told me a story about how the house was burning down and the pig went to every room in the house to wake everybody up. Luckily everyone survived thanks to the 3 legged pig.
He then told me another story about how his tractor rolled over on top of him and the 3 legged pig pulled him to safety.
I was amazed but a little perplexed. I questioned the farmer, "all these stories are exceptional, but you haven't explained how the pig lost his leg".
The farmer just looked at me and said "with a pig like that, you just can't eat'em all at one time".

so how many legs are left now?
only in Texas

He now slithers on his belly like a reptile

Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?
A: A GroundHog.

Q: what do you call a pig with two legs?
A: a lawyer

Miss Piggy is gonna be real upset when she reads this thread :lol:Being likened to a lawyer is a real insult.

Naw...he's deaf....he don't come no matter hold loud ya call....

Whats green and smells like a pig?


























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