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Stutgart46 ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 396 Joined: 20-November 03 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 1,365 ![]() |
I was driving my 914 down a 2 lane highway here in Texas, when all of the sudden the clutch cable broke. Luckily I was in front of this guys farm. I heard a noise and looked down and there was this pig. He only had 3 legs and he was trying to get my attention so that I would follow him. So I played along and followed the pig up to the farm. When I got there the farmer said he had some tools and he would be happy to help.
I told him that the pig had lead me to the farm and the farmer just nodded and went on to tell me how intelligent this pig is. He told me a story about how the house was burning down and the pig went to every room in the house to wake everybody up. Luckily everyone survived thanks to the 3 legged pig. He then told me another story about how his tractor rolled over on top of him and the 3 legged pig pulled him to safety. I was amazed but a little perplexed. I questioned the farmer, "all these stories are exceptional, but you haven't explained how the pig lost his leg". The farmer just looked at me and said "with a pig like that, you just can't eat'em all at one time". |
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 180 Joined: 20-September 04 From: Central Texas Member No.: 2,792 ![]() |
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Leaving California ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 341 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 2,219 Region Association: None ![]() |
so how many legs are left now?
only in Texas (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None ![]() ![]() |
He now slithers on his belly like a reptile (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Professional Lawn Dart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: Corona, CA Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California ![]() |
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Village Idiot ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8,651 Joined: 25-May 04 From: About 5NM from Canada Member No.: 2,105 Region Association: Pacific Northwest ![]() ![]() |
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Member ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 134 Joined: 19-January 04 From: Atlanta, GA Member No.: 1,579 Region Association: South East States ![]() ![]() |
Q: What do you call a pig with no legs?
A: A GroundHog. |
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,279 Joined: 23-January 04 From: SF Bay Area Member No.: 1,589 Region Association: Northern California ![]() |
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None ![]() ![]() |
Miss Piggy is gonna be real upset when she reads this thread :lol:Being likened to a lawyer is a real insult.
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Retired admin, banned a few times ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None ![]() |
QUOTE(datapace @ Oct 25 2004, 10:24 AM) Q: What do you call a pig with no legs? A: A GroundHog. Naw...he's deaf....he don't come no matter hold loud ya call.... |
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"Here Kitty Kitty" my ass...... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,109 Joined: 9-May 04 From: Roseburg, OR. Member No.: 2,039 Region Association: Spain ![]() |
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