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Bogus Classified Terms Translated |
Ansbacher |
Aug 1 2017, 12:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 689 Joined: 4-July 14 From: Tampa Bay, Florida Member No.: 17,589 |
For your entertainment and newbie education, I offer some frequently used classified ad terms and their corresponding translations. Yes, I am guilty myself of using a couple of these over the years (who hasn't?). I'm sure the list will be expanded!
"Driver Quality" - A part I removed from my driver because it is worn out and unpresentable. "Was running when parked" - All cars ran before they were parked, even those with catastrophic engine failure. "Could use a re-spray" - A full blown, high cost paint job will be needed. "Rust Free" - I am not charging extra for the rust. "Tastefully Custom" - Yeah, if your taste is garish, loud, and pimpish. "Best Offer" - Should read "Best I Will Accept". Your offer means nothing to me. "O.E.M." - Other East Asian Manufacturer a.k.a. "Junk" "Professionally Maintained" - A Car maintained by a doctor or lawyer by taking it to incompetent rip-off "Import Shops". "Needs TLC" - A car that has been neglected for the past ten years and will require thousands of dollars to get back on the road. |
Mark Henry |
Aug 1 2017, 03:26 PM
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that's what I do! Group: Members Posts: 20,065 Joined: 27-December 02 From: Port Hope, Ontario Member No.: 26 Region Association: Canada |
Kijiji, our version of CL, cars for sale translation guide:
Needs water pump: Blown head gasket. Needs radiator: Blown head gasket. Overheats in traffic: Blown head gasket. Great commuter car: Blown head gasket. Runs a little warm: Blown head gasket. Idles rough: Blown head gasket. Overheats in traffic: Blown head gasket. Drips a little water: Blown head gasket. Smokes on startup: Blown head gasket. Mechanic's special: Vise-Grips used for steering wheel. And blown head gasket. Fixer-upper: Vise-Grips used for steering wheel and window cranks. And blown head gasket. Needs head gasket: Engine block in several pieces One of X made: Tercel Black Hawk, or Daewoo Nubira wagon in Barney Purple. Rat Rod: Ugly. One of a kind: Very ugly. Call between (times): Will not answer, will not return calls. Classic: Rusty. Slight rust: Even tires and glass are rusting. Ferrari: Fiero-based kit car. Lamborghini: Fiero-based kit car. Porsche 917: Air-cooled Beetle-based kit car. Maserati: Chrysler TC Lotus: Isuzu I-Mark. Corolla: Prizm. Needs battery: Wiring harness destroyed in electrical fire. Must sell today: Will take six weeks to respond to contact attempts. Have all receipts: Has 1996 receipt for fan belt. Bill of sale only: Stolen. |
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