OT: Kind of morbid. kind of funny Options

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Dont get me wrong, I love animals, I grew up with 9 cats, 3 horses, tons of dogs and other animals. I dont have one now because I wouldnt be albe to spend much time with it and that is just not right. However, I am out here in my garage right now and the door is open as it is a very nice looking day outside right now. I hear gardeners at a few different houses in my neighborhood working on their lawns. A few doors down there is a gadener mowing a lawn and going at it quite vigorously, He is pushing the mower under the bushes and all of a sudden you hear a cat scream and the mower chokes a little bit. Part of me went oooh, thats going to hurt. The other half is rolling on the floor laughing. I am hoping it is/was the same cat that keeps shitting in my flower bed in front of my house. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif)

[bob91403]

Ever have mice? We were plagued with them. They were crapping and pissing everywhere. In my computer, every closet, they had babies in my boots, it was horrible. Not to mention the possibility of Hanta virus. We tried all kinds of poisons, traps, oh, and those electronic repelers don't do shit. Nothing worked. Finally went to the pound, I picked out a nice grey male tabby, my sappy wife just had to take his sister as well. After they were fixed and chipped we got them home and Boots(my cat) had the house empty of mice within a month. It was fun to watch him slurp down a tail like spaghetti. Kelly(my wife's choice) must be retarded, she'd play with the mice, but would not eat them. Both of them act like dogs. Boots comes when you call him, and does what he's told. Most cats are smart, they just don't care. Kelly plays fetch, we throw a large plastic jack, she chases it down and brings it back to be thrown again. I have two very unusual cats. King Boots and maid Kelly. They're house cats. Didn't want them to get feline AIDS and other deseases from the stray cats in the neighborhood. You won't find a barn in this country without cats. They keep the rat turds out of your morning bowl of cereal. We have two dogs as well, a pair of scorpions, a black widow, and a beta fish. I've owned just about every kind of reptile and amphibian you can think of, they make great low maintainance pets. When I was a kid, I had a friend who had raptors(hawks, owls). He used to catch the neighborhood cats, throw them in a trash can full of water, then slam the lid down tight. Very cruel, but I could understand his frustration. He had a few incidents of cats attacking his helpless hooded birds. My only objection to cats is the stupid owners who allow them to go anywhere and do anything, and don't get them fixed. There are way too many stray cats, and they're damned difficult to catch. Animal control won't even try. Sail cats are OK with me. Fan belt cats are messy, but funny, reminds me of Saturday Night Live's Bass-O-Matic. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chowtime.gif)