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Hey, Nathan!, This one's for you |
Howard |
Jan 31 2005, 04:37 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None |
Our Homeowners' association must hire from Stanford Security Rejects, Inc.
I want to paint my house. Call H/O assn (mistake 1) and they inform me I must submit a color sample and $125 to handle the cost of review. I ask, even for the same color? Yes! Go paint store with chip from house. They match it. Buy one gallon, paint piece of cardboard (8.5x11 as required) and submit it with the check. Get letter from them. 'Your color as been rejected since is does not fit the palette.' I call them and ask, 'OK, where do I get this palette?' 'There isn't one.' 'How do I know what color is OK?' 'Send us sample and we will let you know.' So come on down. You can park your car in front of my house and help me paint. When the Paint Police come by, I'll use the Patti Hurst defense.... 'A crazed NorCal liberal held me at gunpoint and forced me to use this color.' |
jwalters |
Jan 31 2005, 05:30 PM
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Sooo Close....... Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 14-May 04 From: Huntsville, AL Member No.: 2,068 Region Association: Europe |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sad.gif) So sorry to hear your grief--I really lucked out--knocking on veneer right now, here in SoFl H/O is all the rage--cept where I live. Nope, none, no siree H/O can go (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/flipa.gif) themselves--Everybody around me for about 5 blocks works on thier cars, build things in the yards, and also mow thier own grass. I have a few times now been outside in my yard, at 8 pm with lights on my project and using a angle grinder or a sawzall with all the bravado of someone that just don't care---know what? Not a single complaint!!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smash.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sawzall-smiley.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
Course, It COULD have something to do with me being a federal law officer and 2/3 of the homeowners around here smoke pot--- But it is just a theory........ (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smoke.gif) hehe (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/aktion035.gif) Do your worst to them nazi's--hell, if it is like most H/O ass. it will be years before you go to court, if it ever even comes to that--- On another note--my buddie who lives in Hollywood, next to the beach, went to work one day and came home to find a code enforcement ticket ( $50.00 ) on his door--the altercation??? One sprig of weed had grown 4 inches above the grass while he was at work!!!! True story---- |
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