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Hey, Nathan!, This one's for you |
Howard |
Jan 31 2005, 04:37 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None |
Our Homeowners' association must hire from Stanford Security Rejects, Inc.
I want to paint my house. Call H/O assn (mistake 1) and they inform me I must submit a color sample and $125 to handle the cost of review. I ask, even for the same color? Yes! Go paint store with chip from house. They match it. Buy one gallon, paint piece of cardboard (8.5x11 as required) and submit it with the check. Get letter from them. 'Your color as been rejected since is does not fit the palette.' I call them and ask, 'OK, where do I get this palette?' 'There isn't one.' 'How do I know what color is OK?' 'Send us sample and we will let you know.' So come on down. You can park your car in front of my house and help me paint. When the Paint Police come by, I'll use the Patti Hurst defense.... 'A crazed NorCal liberal held me at gunpoint and forced me to use this color.' |
Howard |
Feb 1 2005, 10:56 AM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None |
I hope your dad is shooting under par on the big course in the sky and laughing his ass off. Tell the cemetary nothing, but start leaving golf balls all over the place. I've got a bunch of old shag balls if you need them. That's how you get even with the idiots of the world, not by screaming. My house is getting painted just about the same color it was before. Spoke to DMV this morning, and got about 50 'You can't do that, sir' responses. They told me I had to pick them up personally, but they would try to get them sent to local DMV. Right! Will go into AAA today (where I should have started), report the plates lost, and get another set made. Think it's $10. Gotta love this shit (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif) |
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