 OT: Valentines Day, What are you geting your honey? |
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| ChrisFoley |
  Feb 12 2005, 06:35 AM
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I am Tangerine Racing  Group: Members Posts: 7,937 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Bolton, CT Member No.: 209 Region Association: None 
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How's this for a unique Valentine?
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| Bruce Allert |
Feb 14 2005, 11:59 PM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
This poem should fit all'O' yous dat haf'a gun rack in da rear winder of yer teener.... so, hear go's (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!! ....b (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif) |
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Racer Chris OT: Valentines Day Feb 12 2005, 06:35 AM
Tom Perso Nice work! Where'd you learn to weld like... Feb 12 2005, 09:09 AM Racer Chris ... Feb 12 2005, 10:36 PM Bleyseng The usual, chocolate fortune cookies.
Geoff Feb 12 2005, 10:44 PM bd1308 ... Feb 12 2005, 11:21 PM skline Im really not getting her anything, its just anoth... Feb 12 2005, 11:26 PM Bleyseng Gawd Scott, just cuz its new to her doesn't me... Feb 13 2005, 09:12 AM airsix Feb 13 2005, 04:07 PM Rhodes71/914 Don't ever believe here when she say's "Oh... Feb 13 2005, 05:10 PM jimtab Lemme see, Sex, walk on the beach, Sex, dinner at ... Feb 13 2005, 05:46 PM Kerrys914 She has flowers on the kitchen counter right now <... Feb 14 2005, 06:22 AM xsboost90 i found out she was looking at this cheapy little ... Feb 14 2005, 06:40 AM Sparky So far I've cooked her breakfast, when I sneak... Feb 14 2005, 07:15 AM Steve Thacker Mine got a little slap and tickle. Feb 14 2005, 08:50 AM Bruce Allert http://www.914world.com/bbs2/htm... Feb 14 2005, 10:54 AM neo914-6 
