Scott = 914?, is it more than just a name? Options

[scotty b]

I'm noticing a lot of Scott's here....me (scotty (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool.gif), Scott B, Scott Kline, Scott Thatcher,Scott Schroeder, maybe more....? Is it something in the stars? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smoke.gif) Some higher being has a larger plan for us and our Porsches? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif) Are we the chosen ones? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) Have I been inhaling to much stale gas? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif)

[scruz914]

QUOTE (scottb @ Feb 16 2005, 05:50 PM)

Aye a tale ye want eh? Well a tale you shall get once I finish me pint! T’was a foggy night like most, dark as pitch it was too. I was approached by the wee tosser and he begged a quid for a cup of cheer. Feelin’ in need of a bit o’ warmth meself, I joined the bastard in the pub. Here he spun a tale of woe not heard for years. A hell hole he spoke of needin’ repair. Not just any repair I say, but the most special and pricey of repairs…. Full replacement it was. Now this would not be a small affair but a task needin’ the skills of many a craftsman. As the pints went by, the sad and sordid tale was spun. By the time me downed the last of my grog, he had me. I had visited me banker and handed over the money. Into the night he went, never to be heard from again. To this day I hunt the bastard, and when I find him, I swear an oath on my mothers grave, I shall tear his nits from their stable I will!!!!! no women involved but it is fully embelished given i don't know the circumstances of the debt.....

Huge improvement over the original. You could add mack914's wife to the story:

As the pints went by, the sad and sordid tale was spun. A woman repeatedly crying "Scott" (and ocasionally "Great Scott") was heard from the back room. By the time me downed the last of my grog, he had me.