Has anybody here ever met Miles (redshift)? Options

[Qarl]

Seriously... or is he the one "holy grail" of 914 club guys to finally get to meet?

I have see no photo evidence that he actually exists, with the exception of some old grainy photo involving spandex and Brian Setzer.

There were also some blurry photos he once posted with him partially reflected in the window of his 914. I remember that there was a building in the background. We were teasing him about being let out of the psych ward...

Wait... I found it...

http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?act=...&f=2&t=6516&hl=

[SLITS]

Enforcer, and uttered a mild shit as he adjusted himself and pulled his belly over his belt to hide the 9mm Walther used to take out Alqueerda Miles in the province of Ontario while he was traveling to Quebec for a French lesson in economics and government by the people for the people with payments to the Iraqi leadership for safe harbour in Pakistan underneath the weeping willow tree where Johnny Appleseed discovered gravity by throwing the bone into the air while staring listlessly at the monolith ominously standing before the rising sun which launched the only known air attack on the Hawaiian Port of Pearl where scuba divers were able to retrieve the altimeter from a Zeke, while barbecuing fresh mahi mahi on the shores of Tripoli during the armoured vehicle attack on the Russian embassy in Seoul where the nuclear warheads were kept behind closed doors with the secrets publically displayed by the recording mechanism built into his Vans boat shoes which he purchased with a Mastercard Platnium downtown Eagle rock while on his way to Union City to convene a conference of Environmental Engineers and inspectors who were studying the effect of bovine flatus while making wine in the coastal region of Utah somewhere in the Urals while the Red Army was chasing the White Army in a vast snowfield with no cover, he knelt and prayed that his Navy isssued snow suit would provide cover from the intense heat of the sun in equitorial Africa where he now found himself enconsed in a smallish stone tomb while looking for the holy grail admist a nazi attack on the grain reserves stored in a silo by the railroad which led to Santa Fe where they were to pick up the bovines for the faltus study which stained the seat in Manfred while executing a double innman roll at full throttle on the tarmac at willow springs near the landing site of the the shuttle they originally arrived in from moonbase one on board the enterprise with scotty providing the narration of the rest of the story which started in chicago with the ingestion of three pints of Guiness, he threw down the ace much to the astonishment of the other players..................