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> Missing Person(s) Report, Sir Andy and Jeroen
Howard
post Mar 29 2005, 03:36 PM
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Anyone know where they are? A week of unanswered emails regarding updates to the site and printed programs for WCC. No reward offered.
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ClayPerrine
post Mar 30 2005, 10:24 PM
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I probably should lock this thread....

Its getting really "BAAAAAD"



Ok... I can't resist this.....



There was this farmer name Jeron that bought himself some sheep. He figured that he wouldn't have to worry about getting wool or lamb chops if he just bred the sheep.

Well after a while he noticed that his sheep were not getting fat due to being pregnant. So he calls the vet. Jeroen asked the vet, how can you tell when sheep are pregnant?

The vet said that the sheep will lay around instead of grazing. Jeroen said OK and hung up the phone.

Well after a couple more weeks go by, there still is no signs of his sheep being pregnant. So he calls the vet again.

The vet said that he may have to artifically inseminate.

Jeroen hung up the phone and thought about it for a while. Well he wasn't sure what the vet meant. So he didn't want anybody to think he was stupid or any thing, so he loaded up all the sheep and went into the sticks. He screwed all the sheep and then took them back home.

The following day came and he noticed the sheep are still standing around. So he loaded the sheep up again and took them back into the sticks. This time he screwed the sheep twice for good measure.

The next day rolled around and still not a darn thing. So he loaded up the sheep again. Took them to the sticks again and spent all day with them.

The next day he was to tired to even get out of bed. So he yelled at his wife and asked her, "Where are the sheep? Are any of them lyin' around?"

The wife said, "No, no sheep lying around. They are all in the truck --- and one is honking the horn! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif)

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Howard   Missing Person(s) Report   Mar 29 2005, 03:36 PM
rick 918-S   Yaroon is playing with his car. he posted photos.   Mar 29 2005, 03:59 PM
nebreitling   i saw andy on the streets of oakland in drag. he ...   Mar 29 2005, 04:15 PM
Gint   Shoot me an email Howard (not a PM please) and I...   Mar 29 2005, 04:23 PM
SLITS     Mar 29 2005, 04:38 PM
Jeroen   Hey Howard, Got your e-mails... will dig into it ...   Mar 29 2005, 04:51 PM
Howard     Mar 29 2005, 05:03 PM
Jeroen     Mar 29 2005, 05:08 PM
Howard   Ya know, it's not like I brought up the thing ...   Mar 30 2005, 01:08 AM
!   I have heard that Yaroooon was a great lover....wh...   Mar 30 2005, 01:22 AM
Jeroen   Damn sheep! Since the word is out here too, I...   Mar 30 2005, 04:58 AM
jonwatts   "See that 914 over there? I built that car with me...   Mar 30 2005, 09:41 AM
SLITS   does this mean that ***gasp****the dyke boy is gon...   Mar 30 2005, 09:49 AM
Jeroen   Thanks for the back up Jon Sounds like you've ...   Mar 30 2005, 07:39 PM
!   So we should send Cousin Guido after that witness....   Mar 30 2005, 07:41 PM
Jeroen   I DID NOT TOUCH THE DUCK!   Mar 30 2005, 07:43 PM
Bleyseng   Jeroen, I saw the PROGRESS on your car, way to go....   Mar 30 2005, 08:18 PM
Howard   OK, OK. Lay off Dutch Boy. He did his thing and ...   Mar 30 2005, 08:22 PM
!     Mar 30 2005, 08:39 PM
!   zxzxzxz   Mar 30 2005, 08:44 PM
Bleyseng   Jeroen's little girls...........   Mar 30 2005, 09:37 PM
ClayPerrine   I probably should lock this thread.... Its gettin...   Mar 30 2005, 10:24 PM
SirAndy   i'm here ... what's the latest date you ne...   Mar 31 2005, 11:37 AM


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