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I call BS. Sounds like it would attrack the high maintainence type.
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Perfectly Normal Guy :) ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,216 Joined: 3-June 03 From: St. Louis, MO Member No.: 779 ![]() |
Ok folks....... most of you know I've dated 3/4 of the women in the St. Louis area...... So I'm here to stand up for the Metrosexuals out there. No.. I'm not GAY.... I'm not even BI either.... so laugh all you want dammit...... before I got engaged, I not only had more sex than any one man should be allowed to...... I had them coming BACK. With that: 1. DAMN RIGHT!! You have to have a good coffee maker..... what are you going to serve your ladies in the morning?? KOOL-AID? Left over beer?? 2. DAMN RIGHT..... sometimes you can't reach the lightswitch, and you want to get freaky with the lights on..... Personally, I have a touchlamp on each side of my bed (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) 3. A swiffer?? Nope.... just clean your damn house. Nothing turns a woman off more than walking barefoot and naked on the way to your fridge..... only to be freaked out by last weeks Cheerios crumbling between her toes. 4. Fabric couch?? NO WAY!! I have a leather couch..... it's much easier to clean the stains off of...... plus, it dries quicker... in case you've got another lady dropping by later in the evening. 5. Boxer briefs are the way to go... they are usually the most attractive to women..... or just go commando.. it makes quickies and road-head much easier. 6. Stupid key rings?? Who thought of this?? If she breaks something... INVITE HER BACK TO YOUR HOUSE TO FIX IT!! duhhhhhhhh. 7. $150 Jeans?? Maybe not $150... but expect to spend $65-$95. Just a hint..... your old wranglers look stupid.. sorry. 8. Dress Shoes...... no need to spend a fortune..... most women don't know mens shoe brands, so you can get away with any kind of dress shoes. BUT...... no matter how nice your ensemble is, you look stupid if your wearing your gym shoes. 9. 300 thread-count sheets??? BULLSHIT!!! Get some fabric softener. Only weenies that never get laid buy that crap (cause they never have to replace them due to excessive bodily fluids). I was going through a set of sheets every 2 months for nearly 2 years. The $19.95 Wal-Mart sheets work just fine for me. 10. Cooking?? It's better to take her to a trendy restaurant she's never been to, with a jazz band or something. Yea.. women like a guy that can cook, but they like a "cultured" man even more. If you impress her.. she'll come cook for you. This is a no-brainer people. End of rant (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) |
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