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| restore2seater |
 Jul 8 2005, 09:15 AM
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| GWN7 |
Jul 9 2005, 05:42 PM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
Miles has three sheep and one old Ram. As the three sheep are not conceiving Miles calls in the vet.
Well, you have three options says the vet,a new ram or artificial insemination. "Sounds too costly" said the farmer, "but you said three options?" "Yes," said the vet, "do it yourself." Miles was aghast "How will I know if it works?" "Well," said the vet "if they roll around in the mud the morning after you have made love to them then they are not pregnant, however if they roll around in the hay, they are pregnant." So, the next day the farmer takes the three sheep in his land rover and does the business. Next morning he calls to his wife "What are the sheep doing love?" "They are rolling in the mud Miles." So with a heavy heart he takes the three sheep in his 914 and once again does the business. Next moring "What are the sheep doing love" Suspiciuosly she says "They are rolling in the mud jack." By now exhausted he puts the sheep in to the 914 and does the business. Next morning "What are the sheep doing love?" "Well this is very strange," she answers. "Two of them are in the 914 and the other one is honking the horn!!" |
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restore2seater OT: miles must be heart broken Jul 8 2005, 09:15 AM
phantom914 Hmmmm http://www.914world.com/bbs2... Jul 8 2005, 09:42 AM tdgray Must be a sheep-lemming hybrid.
http://ww... Jul 8 2005, 11:06 AM SpecialK I'm with Lisa on this, they picked the wrong f... Jul 8 2005, 12:54 PM Mrs. K http://www.914world.com/bbs2/ht... Jul 8 2005, 01:37 PM ClayPerrine Jul 8 2005, 01:40 PM Mrs. K http://www.914world.com/bb... Jul 8 2005, 01:44 PM mack914 Sheep: "We can fly, we can fly." ... Jul 8 2005, 01:53 PM zymurgist Call it what you will, but don't call me late ... Jul 8 2005, 02:23 PM Howard "Oh, the ewemanity!"
Ewethanasia?
Sorry.. Jul 9 2005, 02:29 PM kwales Sheee......p
Somebody stop Howard before he puns ... Jul 9 2005, 03:40 PM ! I agree....his puns ain't phunny... <... Jul 9 2005, 05:13 PM redshift http://www.914world.com/bbs2/h... Jul 9 2005, 05:16 PM scotty b Kills it nothing. That'll just get it going ev... Jul 9 2005, 05:17 PM Howard But seriously folks, these people need help. Let... Jul 9 2005, 05:22 PM redshift holy shit howard STOP THAT!
lmao.. someone d... Jul 9 2005, 05:24 PM scotty b Jul 9 2005, 05:24 PM scotty b Hadn't really dawned on me until now, but I ho... Jul 9 2005, 05:27 PM redshift hah... yeah, supermodel, or Phyllis Diller, whatev... Jul 9 2005, 05:33 PM scotty b <... Jul 9 2005, 05:43 PM GWN7 Miles you can tell when your spending too much tim... Jul 9 2005, 05:46 PM redshift Oddly, an otter told me about the horse thing..
I... Jul 9 2005, 05:50 PM scotty b <... Jul 9 2005, 05:54 PM GWN7 You have to watch out for those Otters....they are... Jul 9 2005, 05:59 PM scotty b Yeah, I guess I otter be more carefull next time I... Jul 9 2005, 06:03 PM
kwales Ewe guys are terrible.......
Somebunny needs to ... Jul 9 2005, 08:49 PM |
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