NPC ricer kill story Options

[spare time toys]

Tonight we were coming home from our softball parctice and I was driving Barbs Caddy SRX. Its got the sweeeet northstar 32 valve. This Civic with the fart can and a big wing cuts me off getting onto 190 and takes off. The boys are like get him dad so I gotta save face in front of my kids. We zip up next to him and he starts to pull out on us so I gas it and come back up next to him. We are into the triple digets now. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif) As I pull up on him I just have one hand sort of draped over the wheel and give him one of those glances over my left sholder (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif) Then I put the gas to the floor and that car just came to life. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/driving.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/aktion035.gif) There are a bunch of these cars running around with the V6 they are fun but with the V8 oh man are they FUN. We got home and I told Barb about it before the kids had a chance She failed to see the humor in it (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/spank.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/slap.gif)

[DBCooper]

Lots of wide open spaces in Texas, with flat, straight, empty roads. My 80 year old mother was visiting from California. We were driving and talking, big fat quiet Acura RL. I noticed we were at 80, no big deal, then had an idea. Went to 85, still talking, then 90, then straight to 100. "Hmmmm, Mom, have you ever gone a hundred miles an hour?" "Me? Why no, of course not!" "Well now you have, Mom" "You stop that right now!" Later I heard she told that story to the aunts and uncles, giggling like a teenager the whole time.