Too many on-topic threads, Can't keep up with the seriousness Options

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One off topic thread.

DEPLORABLE, UNACCEPTABLE.

In other news, here's a pic of that woman from the TV show that a friend of mine took while he was banging her.

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Okay, this man looks out his window and sees his daughter, staring intently at the ground. He goes out and determines she is looking at some spiders.

She asks, "Daddy, what kind of spiders are these?"

He tells her, "They are daddy long legs."

She says, "What are they doing?"

He replies, "They are mating."

She says, "So that is the daddy long legs on top, and the mommy long legs on the bottom then."

He says, "No, they are both daddy long legs."

She ponders this for a moment, then stomps on the spiders and says, "That might fly in California, but we aren't havin' that in Texas."