One off topic thread.

DEPLORABLE, UNACCEPTABLE.

In other news, here's a pic of that woman from the TV show that a friend of mine took while he was banging her.





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For Miles.........remember you are food....


http://www.winnipegsun.com/FrontPage/2005/...27/1189973.html

Okay, this man looks out his window and sees his daughter, staring intently at the ground. He goes out and determines she is looking at some spiders.

She asks, "Daddy, what kind of spiders are these?"

He tells her, "They are daddy long legs."

She says, "What are they doing?"

He replies, "They are mating."

She says, "So that is the daddy long legs on top, and the mommy long legs on the bottom then."

He says, "No, they are both daddy long legs."

She ponders this for a moment, then stomps on the spiders and says, "That might fly in California, but we aren't havin' that in Texas."

Hey Bruce! This Canadian Nature Association came up with some guidelines for safety, while traveling in bear country.

They said to wear little bells, and carry pepper spray.

How can you tell the difference between black bear, and grizzly shit?



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QUOTE (Tobra @ Aug 28 2005, 01:42 AM)

She ponders this for a moment, then stomps on the spiders and says, "That might fly in California, but we aren't havin' that in Texas."

roflmao

QUOTE (redshift @ Aug 27 2005, 09:43 PM)

Hey Bruce! This Canadian Nature Association came up with some guidelines for safety, while traveling in bear country. They said to wear little bells, and carry pepper spray. How can you tell the difference between black bear, and grizzly shit? M

Yes I can.....Black Bear scat is hard and round.......grizzly scat is larger, smells like pepper and has little bells in it.....

God I love that joke.


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Red, yours was way funnier than mine

It was all a setup.. Bruce fount it.

That longlegs joke is going public here on Monday.



Who are you!? Do you know about the sandbox?


Miles

Toby Gallawa, paid for a '74 2 liter 8/27, will pick it up next week when it is licensed to drive home. I am just some guy.

Welcome, and stuff.

Why wait, when there's liquor, and fuel?



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Because I don't know what the fine is for driving an unlicensed vehicle is in California, and since I am not an illegal alien, I am not exempt from the fineTale of how I came to buy a 914, sort of

another one.......this time it was a pepper & bell bear.....


http://www.winnipegsun.com/FrontPage/2005/...28/1191235.html

Click on the "SUNshine Girl" on Bruce's link!!

I forgot about the Sunshine girls , but then again I look at them and wonder if their moms are single.

Seems like you could just use bell peppers... and get it over with in a single shot..




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