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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
One off topic thread.
DEPLORABLE, UNACCEPTABLE. In other news, here's a pic of that woman from the TV show that a friend of mine took while he was banging her. (IMG:http://mcprivled.com/images/otc.jpg) M |
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King of Road Trips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region ![]() |
For Miles.........remember you are food....
http://www.winnipegsun.com/FrontPage/2005/...27/1189973.html |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,453 Joined: 22-August 05 From: Sacramento, CA Member No.: 4,634 ![]() |
Okay, this man looks out his window and sees his daughter, staring intently at the ground. He goes out and determines she is looking at some spiders.
She asks, "Daddy, what kind of spiders are these?" He tells her, "They are daddy long legs." She says, "What are they doing?" He replies, "They are mating." She says, "So that is the daddy long legs on top, and the mommy long legs on the bottom then." He says, "No, they are both daddy long legs." She ponders this for a moment, then stomps on the spiders and says, "That might fly in California, but we aren't havin' that in Texas." |
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
Hey Bruce! This Canadian Nature Association came up with some guidelines for safety, while traveling in bear country.
They said to wear little bells, and carry pepper spray. How can you tell the difference between black bear, and grizzly shit? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) M |
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King of Road Trips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region ![]() |
Yes I can.....Black Bear scat is hard and round.......grizzly scat is larger, smells like pepper and has little bells in it..... |
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914less :( ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,449 Joined: 22-January 03 From: Nipomo, CA Member No.: 180 Region Association: Central California ![]() ![]() |
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
God I love that joke.
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,453 Joined: 22-August 05 From: Sacramento, CA Member No.: 4,634 ![]() |
Red, yours was way funnier than mine
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
It was all a setup.. Bruce fount it.
That longlegs joke is going public here on Monday. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) Who are you!? Do you know about the sandbox? Miles |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,453 Joined: 22-August 05 From: Sacramento, CA Member No.: 4,634 ![]() |
Toby Gallawa, paid for a '74 2 liter 8/27, will pick it up next week when it is licensed to drive home. I am just some guy.
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
Welcome, and stuff.
Why wait, when there's liquor, and fuel? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/burnout.gif) M |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,453 Joined: 22-August 05 From: Sacramento, CA Member No.: 4,634 ![]() |
Because I don't know what the fine is for driving an unlicensed vehicle is in California, and since I am not an illegal alien, I am not exempt from the fineTale of how I came to buy a 914, sort of
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King of Road Trips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region ![]() |
another one.......this time it was a pepper & bell bear..... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
http://www.winnipegsun.com/FrontPage/2005/...28/1191235.html |
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aircraft surgeon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,211 Joined: 15-March 04 From: Pacific, MO Member No.: 1,797 ![]() ![]() |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/hijacked.gif)
Click on the "SUNshine Girl" on Bruce's link!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/drooley.gif) |
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King of Road Trips ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region ![]() |
I forgot about the Sunshine girls (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) , but then again I look at them and wonder if their moms are single. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
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Bless the Hell out of you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 ![]() |
Seems like you could just use bell peppers... and get it over with in a single shot..
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