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> Bad Day in Indy, Tire cleaner can leaks!`
seanery
post Aug 4 2003, 08:01 AM
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Help me out guys, this morning I went out to my garage to get out the lawn mower to cut the grass.
Well, that's when it happened.

A can of tire cleaner sprung a leak and sprayed all over one of the tires on my Range Rover (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
Now the tire is all clean and shiny and I'm worried that it may have some long lasting side effects.

To make things worse my neighbors little boy was over and actually sprayed some of that stuff on
one of the 951's wheels.

I'm freaking out here! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

Please help as I'm out of my mind.
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KaptKaos
post Aug 4 2003, 10:47 AM
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The proper way to take care of this is as follows (be sure not to skip ANY of these steps):

1) Send the kids to boarding school.
2) Send the misses to a 3 day spa and pay for a skin peel
3) Hermetically seal the garage.
4) Open your latest copy of the Sharper Image Catalog and purchase anything made of leather.
5) Shave your body completely.
6) Put on your best suit/shirt/tie/shoes.
7) Put on either latex or rubber gloves.
8) Place the leather Sharper Image item on the ground next to the offending tire.
9) Kneel on the leather item from the Sharper Image.
10) Lick the tire clean.
11) Be sure to have both sparkling and still water at hand to help cleanse the palatte.
12) Celebrate your mechanical accomplishment with a 1990 Château Beausejour Duffau, some triple cream brie and a baugette.

Voila, problem solved.

Have a good day.

- Joe
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