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Enzo redux

Howard	Feb 22 2006, 10:58 AM Post #1
Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None	Posted this at ferrarichat: This piece of junk is actually getting bids. Due to overwhelming demand, a public viewing of the item will be held the Starbuck's counter in Albertsons Market in Westlake Village from 10 to 11am this Saturday. At 11, a caravan will depart and proceed via Westlake Blvd/Decker Canyon Road to PCH. We will stop for a moment of silence, reflection, wreath laying, bench racing, etc. by the famed telephone pole. From there, we go to Neptune's Net, 42505 Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu, CA 90265 for a no host luncheon. All bidders and other interested parties are welcome to attend.

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cbenitah	Feb 22 2006, 11:43 PM Post #2
Protected by the Swedish Maffia Group: Members Posts: 848 Joined: 16-August 05 From: San Diego, CA Member No.: 4,597	This is the most fun I have had in weeks.... Dont no one mess with 914's Question & Answer Answered On Q: I wealthy Nigerian prince, and will I wire you $10,000,000 US in return for a banker checque amount to of the price purhcase for hose. Need I bacnk accont information of your for to complete transaction. Feb-22-06 A: Zaphrod, I sense an improbability factor here. You can PayPal me. Send to spoof@ebay.com Q: Do you have anything else from the _accident_ you could sell? maybe a another part of engine? piston? wire? coolant liquid? oil? what about the telephone pole? i pay good money Feb-22-06 A: You ask a lot of questions. Q: Is there any rust? I can't tell from the picture. Feb-22-06 A: The battery tray is shot but the longs are good. Q: I would like to withdraw my offer to swap this for the Brittney Spears gas can as i have just found out that Brittany was the one racing this guy in the Enzo, when while sitting on her lap her baby yanked the wheel out of her hands causing her to (accidentally of course) run the Enzo off it road. I feel its value has gone up and will be listing it shortly. and yes I have a cert of Auth Feb-22-06 A: Understood. No hard feelings. Q: I live far, but this is so cool. Can you maybe pick some leafs or dirt the ferrari was sitting on and ship it to me? I pay money for it. Musad Brezhnev Feb-22-06 A: Tell me about the origins of your name. Can you send me Russian cigarettes? Q: Do you have anything else from the auction you could sell? maybe a another part of engine? piston? wire? what about the telephone pole? i pay good money Feb-22-06 A: No, this is my first and last experience with carrion. Q: Can I use this as a radiator hose for my 64 VW microvan? Feb-22-06 A: YOU probably could. Q: Does this item come with a warrent for removing evidence from a crime scene? Feb-22-06 A: No, that will be a separate auction. Q: My dog likes to micturate all over the house. Could I use it as a catheter? Feb-22-06 A: I'm to lazy to look up the word. Q: The CHP called and they want their crime scene evidence back. Sexy CSI's wearing open blouses are waiting to analyze your tube. Feb-22-06 A: From your lips, etc. Q: This item is as valuable as the Shrord of Turin and by your conducting a viewing and service at the crash site clearly shows you are a true humanitarian. Is it mounted for display? Feb-22-06 A: Shrord? Q: If I were to purchase said hose, would that adversley affect the value of the other Ferrari hoses in my collection? Feb-22-06 A: What is a 914 owner doing with a Ferrari hose collection? Q: Is the invisible German driver (Dietrich) included in the auction? I have to ask because we wouldn't be able see him in the picture. But he could be there. Thanks. Feb-22-06 A: We'll never know. Q: Well, i am dissapp0inted for sure. You would think that i had a little more clout around here. When you change your mind, please contact me - Atnon George, Indianapolis motor Speedway, Speedway Indiana 46224. Will you swap for IndyCar salvage parts? Our cars really fly! I'll be waiting. tap. tap. tap. Snort. Feb-22-06 A: Somebody call security (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) Q: Darn!! If only it were 10cm longer it would fit my 1964 Rambler American station wagons heater core. Oh well I will keep looking. Good luck! Feb-22-06 A: Your question is worthless without pictures. Anyone can claim to own an automotive icon like the Rambler. Q: You know what? I'm really interested. Can you affix a Buy it now price please. I'm pretty wealthy and also fairly stupid. Feb-22-06 A: Jake, we have something in common. Sorry, no Buy it Now. Q: I have the original gas can used to refill Brittany Spear's Ferrari that ran out of gas near this same location on pch. Would you be willing to trade? Feb-22-06 A: Did she sign it? Q: I heard it said that if you whip the hose really fast over your head you can actually hear the cool Ferrari sound. Can you please verify this for me before I bid? If so I think I may have a use for this at stop lights to cover my wimpy 914 engine noise. Thanks, Mr.C Feb-22-06 A: I can't think of anything funnier to respond. Q: Howard, I think this would be a really cool conversation piece to get chicks off the Sunset Strip... all I have to do is take this hose out in front of the trendy Sunset Plaza eats and say Hey girls, check out how long my Enzo Hose is-- will buy it and let you know how I do!!! The Enzo RIP preview run sounds cool and for a good cause! Feb-22-06 A: Whatever floats your boat (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif) Q: Will owning this tube make me more popular? If so, that would be kewl. I've always wanted some Italian tubeage for my tubeage collection. I'm lonely. Feb-22-06 A: Is this a 'Tubular, dude, Malibu' kind of question.

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Howard Enzo redux Feb 22 2006, 10:58 AM

Aaron Cox http://www.914world.com/bbs2/htm... Feb 22 2006, 10:59 AM

Headrage http://www.914world.com/bbs2/... Feb 22 2006, 11:01 AM

rick 918-S http://www.914world.com/bbs2/htm... Feb 22 2006, 11:30 AM

URY914 Those FChat guys love thier Enzo's. Feb 22 2006, 11:38 AM

rick 918-S If I were the owner, I'd show up and try to cl... Feb 22 2006, 11:44 AM

fiid Interesting account in the SF Chronicle: http://s... Feb 22 2006, 04:03 PM

Howard The beat goes on: Howard, I just sent you an ... Feb 22 2006, 04:18 PM

Aaron Cox howard the celebrity..... http:... Feb 22 2006, 04:31 PM

Mueller I read some of the questions and answers...that on... Feb 22 2006, 04:32 PM

KaptKaos That's too funny. Howie, you are one of a k... Feb 22 2006, 04:32 PM

balljoint http://www.914world.com/bbs2/h... Feb 22 2006, 08:57 PM

shaggy they made 349 enzo's if you got one you were ... Feb 22 2006, 09:08 PM

rick 918-S Feb 22 2006, 09:16 PM

Engman http://www.914world.com/bbs2/h... Feb 22 2006, 09:59 PM

Headrage http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/e... Feb 22 2006, 10:16 PM

Jeff Bowlsby Ha Ha Howard...You find fun in every circumstance.... Feb 22 2006, 10:23 PM

Always Looking classic http://www.914world.com/bb... Feb 22 2006, 10:28 PM

KaptKaos Don't those guys need parts cars too? Feb 22 2006, 10:29 PM

bryanc Howard, is that you in the bottom of the picture o... Feb 22 2006, 10:45 PM

TROJANMAN hey howie, no offense, but a diet might be in ord... Feb 22 2006, 10:46 PM

Howard http://www.914world.com/bbs... Feb 22 2006, 11:35 PM

cbenitah This is the most fun I have had in weeks.... Dont... Feb 22 2006, 11:43 PM

sean_v8_914 stop it im crying http://www.9... Feb 23 2006, 12:14 AM

fiid That's some funny $#!+ right there. ... Feb 23 2006, 12:16 AM

maddeye http://www.914world.com/bb... Feb 23 2006, 12:42 AM

Howard Thanks, guys. This has gotten out of control. Fe... Feb 23 2006, 01:01 AM

rick 918-S Ya, I read that.... http://www.914w... Feb 23 2006, 01:03 AM

cbenitah HAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA it was a SWEDE who did i... Feb 23 2006, 01:10 AM

GWN7 Actually it was a German who did it or so the Swed... Feb 23 2006, 04:40 AM

Cap'n Krusty ... Feb 23 2006, 08:12 AM

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rick 918-S Swedish Mafia... Ya you becha! Feb 23 2006, 12:15 PM

porschecb Almost 10,000 hits!!!!!!... Feb 23 2006, 04:36 PM

Howard http://www.914world.com/bbs2/h... Feb 23 2006, 04:48 PM

grantsfo I'm just trying to figure out what I'm goi... Feb 23 2006, 05:02 PM

porschecb ... Feb 23 2006, 05:15 PM

TROJANMAN grant really wants that hose. he bid once to beat... Feb 23 2006, 05:23 PM

Howard Guys, stop!! I'll go find some more pa... Feb 23 2006, 05:40 PM

J P Stein Feb 23 2006, 06:28 PM

Lou W Howard, your e-bay add was on Channel 7 News just ... Feb 23 2006, 07:28 PM

Howard Ha! Today's LA Times. I want this video:... Mar 17 2006, 11:31 AM

Brando So what happened to the news clippings? Anyone rec... Mar 17 2006, 12:13 PM

bryanc I'm thinking of making bumper stickers that sa... Mar 17 2006, 04:53 PM

Mr.C Mar 17 2006, 05:09 PM

Howard Poor guy is running out of cars

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