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| ClayPerrine |
 Mar 30 2006, 04:06 PM
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Life's been good to me so far.....  Group: Admin Posts: 16,318 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille 
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Harlequin to publish NASCAR romance novels.
Following in that premise.... Here's the start of a 914 Romance novel. Please add to this.. but remember, we need to keep it PG-13 here. Chapter 1. "It was a dark and stormy night. Flakes of rust floated languidly through the air, redolent with the heady scent of dripping motor oil. After spinning aimlessly for a few seconds, the rust fluttered down and gently caressed her flowing Malaga Red tresses as the hypnotizing spray of sparks flew from his trusty grinder. His powerful forearms strained against the mighty pull of the 1HP motor..." |
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| Joe Bob |
Mar 30 2006, 05:05 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
So with a whine of the winch the desecrated carcass was hauled onto the tandem axle trailer towed by 6 matching long haired goats......
The goat herder cried On Weenie, On Douchebag, On Apha, On Beta....with a grunt and a snarl they leaned into the harness as..... |
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