10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL Options

[kpex914]

10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER
(ididnt no come up with this, so dont get mad at me)

1. I cantreach my license unless you hold my beer. (ok in texas)
2. Sorry, officer, i didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in.
3. Arent you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doing about 125 MPH to keep up withme, good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in Relatively Good Physical Condition to be a police officer.
7. You are not going to check the trunk are you?
8. I pay your salary.
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. Gee, Officer! That's terriffic! The last officer only gave me a warning too!

[914nerd]

Also:
Would you like a donut officer?
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school.
Bad cop! No Donut!
Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?
Wow! You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
So...you on the take, or what?
What do you mean "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to the .45 under my shirt.
Wanna race to the station, Sparky?
Hey wasn't your daughter a porn queen?
How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Good times
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