 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER, UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL |
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| kpex914 |
 Aug 15 2006, 05:36 PM
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Newbie  Group: Members Posts: 48 Joined: 29-March 06 From: Fresno,Cali Member No.: 5,792 Region Association: None  |
10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER
(ididnt no come up with this, so dont get mad at me) 1. I cantreach my license unless you hold my beer. (ok in texas) 2. Sorry, officer, i didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in. 3. Arent you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been doing about 125 MPH to keep up withme, good job! 5. Are you Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in Relatively Good Physical Condition to be a police officer. 7. You are not going to check the trunk are you? 8. I pay your salary. 9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 10. Gee, Officer! That's terriffic! The last officer only gave me a warning too! |
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| fiid |
Aug 15 2006, 05:46 PM
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Turbo Megasquirted Subaru Member Group: Members Posts: 2,827 Joined: 7-April 03 From: San Francisco, CA Member No.: 530 Region Association: Northern California |
A friend of mine got pulled over (true story here) on the way back from Dunkin Donuts, for rolling a stop sign.... he lost his license that night.....
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| 914nerd |
Aug 15 2006, 05:50 PM
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Who you callin' a "Member"? Group: Members Posts: 416 Joined: 18-July 06 From: Los Alamos, NM Member No.: 6,461 |
QUOTE(fiid @ Aug 15 2006, 05:46 PM)  A friend of mine got pulled over (true story here) on the way back from Dunkin Donuts, for rolling a stop sign.... he lost his license that night..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
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kpex914 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER Aug 15 2006, 05:36 PM
bd1308 11. 85? Oh so you weren't following me earlier... Aug 15 2006, 05:44 PM 914nerd Also:
Would you like a donut officer?
I was going ... Aug 15 2006, 05:44 PM
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