doing something when your pissed off, No excuses given Options

[drive-ability]

I have been being hounded by my homeowners asso. for about 5 months and got a letter full of more lies etc. Well I was just tighten up my rear tires lug nuts and a week later when I try to remove the wheel the aluminum (5 lug car) lugs (2) just brake off leaving a stub holding the wheel on.... Ha Ha Ha (IMG:style_emoticons/default/alfred.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chair.gif) I guess I didn't use a torque wrench (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif)

[Air_Cooled_Nut]

For your HOA:
Strip down you yer tightie-whities, lay down on a recliner in your front yard with a mini-fridge next to you full of yer favorite white-trash beer (PBR is a fave), turn on some death-metal <ahem> music loud enough for the next block to hear, and proceed to get drunk. Worst that can happen is the local constable asks you to turn down your music.

Throw a kegger on the front lawn and make sure only people with motorcycles show up.

Start telling rumors about the HOA Nazis that are giving you troubles. For example, you saw Mr. Helmut walk out of the adult store with a full bag of "goodies" (wink wink).

If the wife allows, say screw it! and leave 914 skid marks to and from your driveway. Always do a burnout before entering the garage. Drive past their house at Oh-God-Early in the morning, in first gear but doing the legal speed limit (25mph in neighborhoods, right?). You may want to test your horn to make sure it's working properly, too. Or do a burnout in THEIR driveway, then when they come out to see what's going on, appologize and tell 'em you thought you were at your house.

Shall I go on or have you complained enough that your wife wants to move to a location where you, and not a committe, decides what to do with your house that you bought with your hard earned money? I feel for ya (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Good luck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif)