Towing 914 with Honda Odyssey, AKA Fuel my MUSR fantasy Options

[BigDBass]

When we got our Honda Odyssey minivan, I got the factory tow package (Class 2 trailer hitch and wiring harness, transmission fluid cooler, and power steering fluid cooler) figuring we'd eventually want to tow the 914 or a pop-up camper.

I'm trying to figure out if I can make it to MUSR, and it seems like it would be smarter and more comfortable (although not as nearly as fun or exciting) to tow my 914 than to drive it the 600 miles / 10 hours from Chicago to Vonore.

Towing capacity of the Odyssey is rated at 3500 lbs with surge or electric trailer brakes.

914 weight 2200 lbs.
Can't do a proper trailer with the Odyssey: Uhaul trailer ~2200 lbs + 914 @2200 = 4400 lbs (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

First option would be to buy the pieces for a flat tow setup, which would be nice since then I would be able to tow at will in the future. ~2300 lbs

Or I could rent a U-Haul tow dolly (750 lbs) if that's safer for myself, my tow vehicle, and/or my 914. total weight = 2950 lbs. Maybe this pushes the limits with no trailer brakes.

My least preferred option would be to borrow my father-in-law's GMC pickup truck and rent a trailer. Would cost a lot more in gas and rental, but if it's safest I could do this.

So.... tell me, friends, what is Dan's best option for towing?