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> Bakersfield, How to tell you live here.
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post Jul 24 2004, 10:07 AM
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Top ten ways to tell you are in Bakersfield:

1. You have to explain to company from out of town what animal a "Tri-tip" comes from.

2. Drivers think a red traffic light is just a suggestion.

3. You think 6 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.

4. You notice your car overheating before you start it.

5. You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.

6. You discover in July it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.

7. You can make sun tea instantly.

8. You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.

9. People with black cars and upolstery are assumed to be from out of town.

10. You notice the best parking places are determined by shade instead of distance.
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Headrage   Bakersfield   Jul 24 2004, 10:07 AM
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Brad Roberts   I drive through there regulary and visit the town ...   Jul 24 2004, 10:42 AM
propricer   Now THATS funny !!! I was testing at ...   Jul 24 2004, 02:20 PM
SirAndy   all i remember about bakersfield was the dead mumm...   Jul 24 2004, 03:13 PM
Mike D.   Come on, no jokes about the smells of animal proce...   Jul 24 2004, 03:15 PM
Sammy   Q. What do you say to a good looking girl in Baker...   Jul 24 2004, 06:57 PM
serge914   I believe this is where they filmed American Graff...   Jul 24 2004, 07:01 PM
Cap'n Krusty   I believe this is where they filmed American Graf...   Oct 6 2010, 02:22 PM
Neal   Most of my Mom's sisters migrated to Californi...   Jul 24 2004, 07:10 PM
jgiroux67   ...   Jul 24 2004, 11:35 PM
Jenny   modesto, for sure. My ex schooled me on that. Je...   Jul 25 2004, 02:29 AM
kwales   Uhhhhhh...... Whats a Tri-tip??????? I could com...   Jul 25 2004, 07:54 AM
Howard     Jul 25 2004, 09:08 AM
bernbomb914   Tri Tip was made famous in Santa Maria Ca. not Bak...   Jul 25 2004, 02:08 PM
Andyrew   It was filmed ABOUT modesto, it was FILMED in and ...   Jul 25 2004, 02:32 PM
Headrage   Hey guys, "Tri-tip" is actually from the central c...   Jul 25 2004, 04:24 PM
jgiroux67   Ya it's the hot spot for ricers to meet up at....   Jul 25 2004, 10:25 PM
street legal go-kart   Hey Head, Sent you a pm on the location for The Wi...   Jul 26 2004, 08:25 AM
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