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[JawjaPorsche]

I needed a laugh today! Saw this on Ebay:

I got this 914 from one of the top cats in my town. He was bad dude back in the day. Now he is a subdued dude if you will. He reluctantly sold me his porsche and Chapman and I hauled it out lickety-split. I was told that it had a rebuild engine from a reputable and expensive shop in town. Sure enough, we spoon fed it just a little gas and it roared to a start. Chapman shut it down right away because the fuel system will need to be cleaned out as the first order of business. He told me that the clutch had started to slip in 5 gear and that there was an oil leak that needed attending to. He wanted me to know that the tires were the coolest you could get. The Yokahama's with the little dots on them were his favorite. The car is very complete but Bobby Burger ran into it with his truck front and back! What a dip sh-t! My friend was quite ticked off about that. It runs and it's not rusty and the title is here, so if you have something positive to ask, ask away. Hopefully, we will be delivering this well preserved 914 to you, straight away.

(Not Rusty? Check out picture from Hell Hole!) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)