Only in Texas, Funny story Options

[Stutgart46]

I was driving my 914 down a 2 lane highway here in Texas, when all of the sudden the clutch cable broke. Luckily I was in front of this guys farm. I heard a noise and looked down and there was this pig. He only had 3 legs and he was trying to get my attention so that I would follow him. So I played along and followed the pig up to the farm. When I got there the farmer said he had some tools and he would be happy to help.
I told him that the pig had lead me to the farm and the farmer just nodded and went on to tell me how intelligent this pig is.
He told me a story about how the house was burning down and the pig went to every room in the house to wake everybody up. Luckily everyone survived thanks to the 3 legged pig.
He then told me another story about how his tractor rolled over on top of him and the 3 legged pig pulled him to safety.
I was amazed but a little perplexed. I questioned the farmer, "all these stories are exceptional, but you haven't explained how the pig lost his leg".
The farmer just looked at me and said "with a pig like that, you just can't eat'em all at one time".