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> Best Porsche ad ever!
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post Jan 7 2017, 03:28 PM
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And I quote:

this "ass-engined Nazi slot car"

If you've gotten this far and your loins are all tingly-warm, Muad'Dib is being sold under consignment by my friend Kevin Smith, who if your options haven't vested, can help with financing. Just reply to this ad and we'll set up some time for you to take a look, sniff the seats, listen to it start up, smell the exhaust, and lick the steering wheel or whatever it is you need to do for your testicles descend. If you only smoke cigarettes after sex, I'll throw in a carton of Parliament Lights. Should last through your first week.




http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5932747211.html

You can't make this stuff up....
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