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Unobtanium-inc
And I quote:

this "ass-engined Nazi slot car"

If you've gotten this far and your loins are all tingly-warm, Muad'Dib is being sold under consignment by my friend Kevin Smith, who if your options haven't vested, can help with financing. Just reply to this ad and we'll set up some time for you to take a look, sniff the seats, listen to it start up, smell the exhaust, and lick the steering wheel or whatever it is you need to do for your testicles descend. If you only smoke cigarettes after sex, I'll throw in a carton of Parliament Lights. Should last through your first week.




http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5932747211.html

You can't make this stuff up....
Frankvw
wow...someone got exited behind the keyboard ! :-)
hahaha
jmill
Damn, removed. My kind of humor anyhow.
TM_Corey
I believe that is a stolen quote from Top Gear. Good use of it though. smile.gif
Mueller
QUOTE(jmill @ Jan 7 2017, 01:43 PM) *

Damn, removed. My kind of humor anyhow.



See location, any other location besides SF and the ad would still be up!
barefoot
Once saw an ad for a 911:
SMALL PENIS, here's a car for you !
somd914
QUOTE(barefoot @ Jan 8 2017, 07:13 AM) *

Once saw an ad for a 911:
SMALL PENIS, here's a car for you !


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My 914
Is that legit?
somd914
QUOTE(My 914 @ Jan 8 2017, 11:10 AM) *

Is that legit?


But of course it is, I found it on the web biggrin.gif

Seriously, I don't know its background, but it's been floating around Porsche communities for some time.
KELTY360
"Ask for Tiny"

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poorsche914
QUOTE(TM_Corey @ Jan 7 2017, 04:47 PM) *

I believe that is a stolen quote from Top Gear. Good use of it though. smile.gif

Originally from P.J. O'Rourke at Car & Driver

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