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| Unobtanium-inc |
 Jan 7 2017, 03:28 PM
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Advanced Member  Group: Members Posts: 2,208 Joined: 29-November 06 From: New York Member No.: 7,276 Region Association: None 
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And I quote:
this "ass-engined Nazi slot car" If you've gotten this far and your loins are all tingly-warm, Muad'Dib is being sold under consignment by my friend Kevin Smith, who if your options haven't vested, can help with financing. Just reply to this ad and we'll set up some time for you to take a look, sniff the seats, listen to it start up, smell the exhaust, and lick the steering wheel or whatever it is you need to do for your testicles descend. If you only smoke cigarettes after sex, I'll throw in a carton of Parliament Lights. Should last through your first week. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5932747211.html You can't make this stuff up.... |
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| Frankvw |
Jan 7 2017, 03:34 PM
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working on my first 914 ! Group: Members Posts: 651 Joined: 13-April 16 From: Holland, the Netherlands Member No.: 19,896 Region Association: Europe |
wow...someone got exited behind the keyboard ! :-)
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| jmill |
Jan 7 2017, 03:43 PM
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Green Hornet Group: Members Posts: 2,449 Joined: 9-May 08 From: Racine, Wisconsin Member No.: 9,038 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
Damn, removed. My kind of humor anyhow.
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| TM_Corey |
Jan 7 2017, 03:47 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 231 Joined: 28-March 16 From: Indianapolis Member No.: 19,809 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
I believe that is a stolen quote from Top Gear. Good use of it though. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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| Mueller |
Jan 7 2017, 05:56 PM
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914 Freak! Group: Members Posts: 17,146 Joined: 4-January 03 From: Antioch, CA Member No.: 87 Region Association: None
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QUOTE(jmill @ Jan 7 2017, 01:43 PM)  Damn, removed. My kind of humor anyhow. See location, any other location besides SF and the ad would still be up! |
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| barefoot |
Jan 8 2017, 06:13 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,273 Joined: 19-March 13 From: Charleston SC Member No.: 15,673 Region Association: South East States
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Once saw an ad for a 911:
SMALL PENIS, here's a car for you ! |
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| somd914 |
Jan 8 2017, 07:23 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 1,171 Joined: 21-February 11 From: Southern Maryland Member No.: 12,741 Region Association: MidAtlantic Region |
QUOTE(barefoot @ Jan 8 2017, 07:13 AM) Once saw an ad for a 911: SMALL PENIS, here's a car for you !  |
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| My 914 |
Jan 8 2017, 10:10 AM
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Casual Member Group: Members Posts: 560 Joined: 23-April 16 From: Massachusetts Member No.: 19,928 Region Association: North East States |
Is that legit?
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| somd914 |
Jan 8 2017, 10:15 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 1,171 Joined: 21-February 11 From: Southern Maryland Member No.: 12,741 Region Association: MidAtlantic Region |
QUOTE(My 914 @ Jan 8 2017, 11:10 AM) Is that legit? But of course it is, I found it on the web (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Seriously, I don't know its background, but it's been floating around Porsche communities for some time. |
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| KELTY360 |
Jan 8 2017, 11:08 AM
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914 Neferati Group: Members Posts: 5,031 Joined: 31-December 05 From: Pt. Townsend, WA Member No.: 5,344 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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"Ask for Tiny"
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) |
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| poorsche914 |
Jan 8 2017, 11:39 AM
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T4 Supercharged Group: Members Posts: 3,089 Joined: 28-May 09 From: Smoky Mountains Member No.: 10,419 Region Association: South East States |
QUOTE(TM_Corey @ Jan 7 2017, 04:47 PM) I believe that is a stolen quote from Top Gear. Good use of it though. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) Originally from P.J. O'Rourke at Car & Driver (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif) |
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