Rear-lights wiring fandango, They all blink and stuff?! Options

[Brando]

I found out yesterday I've got an issue with my rear-lights' wiring. Let me explain:

-Headlights/Driving lights off:
Left turn signal works fine.
Left turn signal when braking works fine.

Right turn signal works fine.
Right turn signal when braking causes furthest right light to illuminate, both reverse lights to illuminate.

-Headlights/Driving llights on:
Left turn signal works fine.
Left driving light works fine.
Left turn signal when braking works fine.
Left driving light when braking works fine.

Right turn signal blinks in alternation with right driving light (?!?)
Right turn signal when braking causes right driving light to illuminate and both reverse lights to illuminate, turn signal relay clicks at ¼ of normal speed.
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So, what do I do? I compared the wiring to Pelican's rear-light rewiring guide and they're wired up right. Checked my fuse panel and from what I can tell I have no wires crossing over onto other terminals. Are my rear light/signal buckets shot? Is there a way I can refurbish them if they are?

All advice is welcome. TIA (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)