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| Twystd1 |
 Jan 3 2006, 11:12 PM
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You don't want to know... really.....  Group: Members Posts: 2,514 Joined: 12-September 04 From: Newport Beach, California Member No.: 2,743  |
So.. I have heard things like.
Ron was around while Jesus was in puberty. That Ron rode dinasaurs for fun with Wilma and Fred. Slits was the first REAL Pope. The Movie BRAVEHEART WAS ACTUALLY A factual story of Ron's early life in Europe. Aarons is really Ron's sixteenth cousin by marriage. (Possible beastiality issues based on past experiances) Toast doesn't really know how old he is. But she uses the term ancient a lot in conversations. Possible Factoid. Slits farts dust. No smell... Just dust...... Ron actually wrote the Koran as a party Joke for Omar Kyam. (I sense impending doom) If Ron isn't a Polish noble... Why does he think like a Pollak??????????? Any more contributions to the real age of Ron.. AKA Slits is welcome... cause people really need to know the truth. Especially MattR... His life is hanging on the truth.................... With much Regards and sanctimonyous thinking. Twystd1 Note. Not a lot of intelect here... Just thirst for the truth. |
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Twystd1 How old is Slits..??????? Jan 3 2006, 11:12 PM
Aaron Cox ron is pre history. Jan 3 2006, 11:12 PM redshift He's not that old. He got carded for Social Se... Jan 3 2006, 11:19 PM gregrobbins Didn't Slits supply parts to Noah when he was ... Jan 3 2006, 11:21 PM GWN7 I thought his social security card was #1? Jan 3 2006, 11:21 PM bernbomb914 I dont know what you are talking about, Ron is jus... Jan 3 2006, 11:26 PM Twystd1 Jeeezzz... Ya had to get serious on us.
Twystd1 Jan 3 2006, 11:30 PM Aaron Cox Jan 3 2006, 11:32 PM redshift http://www.914world.com/bbs2/h... Jan 3 2006, 11:33 PM Aaron Cox ron is father time.....himself.... Jan 3 2006, 11:36 PM bernbomb914 I will defend my friends no matter what their cond... Jan 3 2006, 11:40 PM Howard WHAAAAATTTT????
TALK IN MY GOOD EAR <... Jan 4 2006, 03:58 AM Twystd1 Aw Yes.. I was there at Hooters. It was supposedly... Jan 4 2006, 05:40 AM xitspd http://www.914world.com/bbs2/... Jan 4 2006, 08:55 AM r_towle old enough to know better.
young enough to remembe... Jan 4 2006, 08:59 AM DNHunt [QUOTE] i heard that Ron was the first man circums... Jan 4 2006, 09:36 AM Eric_Shea Ron is almost as old as Bernie htt... Jan 4 2006, 09:56 AM skline Who's Ron? What is this topic about? I must be... Jan 4 2006, 10:34 AM Aaron Cox ron single handedly eveloved into homo erectus Jan 4 2006, 10:37 AM xitspd ... Jan 4 2006, 10:43 AM Grimstead I don't know how old Ron is but I do know when... Jan 4 2006, 10:44 AM mikelsr I have never met Ron but rumour has it (and I am n... Jan 4 2006, 01:36 PM MattR ... Jan 4 2006, 05:54 PM bernbomb914 Matt when you get old enough to get an erectus, th... Jan 4 2006, 06:04 PM MattR Jan 4 2006, 07:28 PM a914luvr ok, my turn. My educated guess is between 59 & 61.... Jan 6 2006, 04:32 PM Howard My exploits in Africa inspired the Jungle Cruise ... Jan 6 2006, 05:28 PM SLITS Jan 6 2006, 05:38 PM MattR Ron's birth certificate pre dates the Magna Ca... Jan 6 2006, 10:07 PM Aaron Cox Jan 6 2006, 10:12 PM JB 914 It is common knowledge that the "Big Bang" was whe... Jan 6 2006, 10:27 PM Howard OT, here we come...
Ron and his wife were celebra... Jan 6 2006, 11:38 PM Howard On a similar note, this aging thing is all wrong. ... Jan 6 2006, 11:49 PM Aaron Cox http://www.914world.com/bbs2/htm... Jan 6 2006, 11:51 PM a914luvr http://www.914world.com/bb... Jan 7 2006, 10:04 AM Grimstead <... Jan 7 2006, 06:41 PM fuch toy Slits before the accident? Jan 8 2006, 12:23 AM
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