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> Biggest Asshole, Send in your Nominations!
Howard
post Mar 25 2004, 04:53 PM
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Ok, it's a slow day and spending too much time here, but..........

I have noticed a definite sour attitude at our BBS. 'Been screwed again' has received the most member hits since the board was started. Other popular topics have been plastic woman, Dave's fight with traffic, Brad's customer argument, etc. Then there is the ridicule of most things eBay, but the final straw was members making fun of my big ass (spoiler).

Attached is this year's birthday present from my kids. I earned it, and came by it honestly, but here I am in the presence of greatness, so must concede.

Please submit your nomination for the biggest asshole here, along with your reason(s). Brad and Otto get a 'by'. While you may submit yourself, there is a danger here. If you know you're an asshole you probably aren't.

The Grand PooBa will review your entries, post them and post them on a poll. After the members put it to a vote, the winner(?) will receive this hat.


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Aaron Cox
post Mar 25 2004, 04:58 PM
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my vote for mike Z (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
...dude that is one HUGE WHALE TAIL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Mar 25 2004, 05:02 PM
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I already have a T-Shirt and don't need your

EFFIN

puny hat. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bs.gif)
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post Mar 25 2004, 05:03 PM
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That was going to be my vote for biggest, hairiest asshole. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

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post Mar 25 2004, 05:04 PM
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QUOTE(Jenny @ Mar 25 2004, 04:03 PM)
That was going to be my vote for biggest, hairiest asshole. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

Jen

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon8.gif) UGH!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Mar 25 2004, 05:05 PM
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Hard to compete with "B" He's not really an "A" hole but that is his sign on. I'm not sure you can give it away with out his permission. Mike Z has a dry abrassive air about him. But still not the hole. Even if he was, how could you tell with that hairy butt cleavage... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)
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post Mar 25 2004, 05:39 PM
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QUOTE(Howard @ Mar 25 2004, 02:53 PM)
'Been screwed again' has received the most member hits since the board was started.

Nope my thread has the most hits

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Does this mean I'm an asshole....nice hat.
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post Mar 25 2004, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE(Mark Henry @ Mar 25 2004, 03:39 PM)
Nope my thread has the most hits

Nailed: Members 914 pictures (Pages 1 2 3 ...61) Mark Henry, Replies 1207, Views 53164

Does this mean I'm an asshole....nice hat.

Nice try, Mark. That site is admin, nailed and used as a reference. You are almost an asshole for suggesting that. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I want some real nominees or I keep the hat! Let me add that this hat is a real collector's item. New with tag still attached from Hustler Hollywood. Made by slave child labor in Bangladesh.
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post Mar 25 2004, 05:58 PM
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Can we make Alfred a candidate?
He is not really here anymore.
He does keep trying to come back.
He just gets banned every time he signs up again.
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post Mar 25 2004, 06:00 PM
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Hey at least it's still there! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Mar 25 2004, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE(VegasRacer @ Mar 25 2004, 04:58 PM)
Can we make Alfred a candidate?
He is not really here anymore.
He does keep trying to come back.
He just gets banned every time he signs up again.

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but we should make him a different hat......
like "im a racist bastard"..yeah that works (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Mar 25 2004, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE(Mark Henry @ Mar 25 2004, 04:00 PM)
Hey at least it's still there! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Mark, that is friggin' cold. I'm nominating you (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)

Aaron, Alfred is not a racist. Have him explain to you why the numbers 0 thru 9 are aryan, not arabic. OK, Alfred's in too.
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post Mar 25 2004, 06:41 PM
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If nominated, I will not run, if elected I will not serve.....
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post Mar 25 2004, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(Howard @ Mar 25 2004, 04:06 PM)
QUOTE(Mark Henry @ Mar 25 2004, 04:00 PM)
Hey at least it's still there! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Mark, that is friggin' cold. I'm nominating you (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)


Cool! I told ya dat I like the hat (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif)
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post Mar 25 2004, 07:24 PM
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who was alfred? Did this incident happen when I was gone learning how to kill people and blow things up?
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post Mar 25 2004, 07:26 PM
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12 year old racist with a tiny penis....spouts shit and gets banned.

As opposed to me....46 with a HUGE one....spouting crap and yet to get banned.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mueba.gif)
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post Mar 25 2004, 07:46 PM
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QUOTE(mikez @ Mar 25 2004, 05:26 PM)
12 year old racist with a tiny penis....spouts shit and gets banned.

As opposed to me....46 with a HUGE one....spouting crap and yet to get banned.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mueba.gif)

Sorry, Mike,

That's another contest.
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post Mar 25 2004, 07:48 PM
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did I read that right?
Mike likes 12 year old small penises?
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post Mar 25 2004, 07:52 PM
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