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> Bloody hands, Caution! Notice! Warning!
McMark
post May 30 2004, 12:46 AM
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I was installing my pistons today and apparently new piston rings are sharp and old piston rings are dull. I cut both my thumbs and my left hand index finger pushing the pistons into the cylinders. I couldn't find my ring compressor. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) But, "I can't find..." has been the code name of this engine build. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) I hate being rushed.


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post May 30 2004, 12:51 AM
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Show the picture with the band-aids now (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool_shades.gif)
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post May 30 2004, 12:53 AM
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Ewww...

now be honest, right after you took the pic, did you shove your thumb in your mouth and suck on it? After I saw your picture, that's exactly what I did to my thumb. Sympathy suck, I guess you could call it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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post May 30 2004, 01:10 AM
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QUOTE(Jenny @ May 29 2004, 10:53 PM)
Ewww...

now be honest, right after you took the pic, did you shove your thumb in your mouth and suck on it? After I saw your picture, that's exactly what I did to my thumb. Sympathy suck, I guess you could call it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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Jenny..I love it when you talk dirty.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif)
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post May 30 2004, 01:14 AM
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Actually I didn't stick my thumbs in my mouth because:

A.) I was wearing latex gloves.
B.) My hands were covered in STP assembly lube.

I'm not into having either of those things in my mouth. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chowtime.gif)
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post May 30 2004, 02:04 AM
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Oh come on , IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND!!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif) AL
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post May 30 2004, 02:50 AM
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I find that a blood sacrafice is required for most repairs on these cars if you wish them to work.
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post May 30 2004, 04:31 AM
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I "soften" the sharp edges with a scratch pad (Scotch Brite) when prepping rings for installation. They need to be washed anyway .
Also, you shouldn't be using assembly lube on the rings. The best thing is light machine oil IMO. Anything heavier will interfere with the rings seating.
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post May 30 2004, 08:39 AM
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Assembly lube, gear oil, motor oil, etc are like mayo on a sandwich (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

The blood adds a little salt. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post May 30 2004, 09:38 AM
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They have all sorts of things on band aids these days for the kids.
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif) Hummm, 914s on a bandaid...
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post May 30 2004, 11:37 AM
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Most 914's lose iron at a rate of .011 grams per hour. Blood is a good addition.
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post May 30 2004, 05:02 PM
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Did you take the picture with the camera in your mouth? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post May 30 2004, 05:27 PM
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Wish my wounds were that small..

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