 Hate to do it but it needs to be done!, Calling out 914 World Member JSaum |
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| greenie |
 Jun 17 2011, 09:52 PM
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Senior Member  Group: Members Posts: 873 Joined: 26-October 04 From: Trinidad Member No.: 3,013 Region Association: Pacific Northwest  |
So anyway...
This exfriend of mine , (he goes by JSaum) comes by my work today, says that he can't get his car ready for the Ramble. I'm tired of this shit! The guy has owned his car and has been working on it since 2003 and has never gotten it off of Jackstands. Every year it's some tired excuse for why he needs to hitch a ride, borrow parts or take care of some unforeseen mechanical defect. He is always asking me for money, life advice or potential explanations for why he cannot satisfy women. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sheeplove.gif) I gave him some tough luv today, said that he"just needs to get it on the ground" and make his way to Medford! He started up with the " my carbs aren't tuned" and "maybe next year" bullshit. I'm done. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/headbang.gif) |
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| rohar |
Jun 17 2011, 10:10 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 924 Joined: 25-October 08 From: spokane Member No.: 9,685 Region Association: None |
That's cold man. You can't just tell a teener owner he has to give up his jack stands. They're a huge part of our lives! Removing them is much like taking a child's security blanket from him.
You get anywhere near my jack stands and bad things will happen to you. Bad things... |
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| jcambo7 |
Jun 17 2011, 10:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,664 Joined: 24-December 08 From: Graham, WA Member No.: 9,867 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
Just curious what the point of this post is? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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| championgt1 |
Jun 17 2011, 10:35 PM
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Don't embarrass me Filmore! Group: Members Posts: 2,680 Joined: 3-January 07 From: Tacoma, Washington Member No.: 7,420 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
Hey, at least his tranny got rebuilt at Dr. Evils clinic!
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| KELTY360 |
Jun 17 2011, 11:20 PM
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914 Neferati Group: Members Posts: 5,031 Joined: 31-December 05 From: Pt. Townsend, WA Member No.: 5,344 Region Association: Pacific Northwest 
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QUOTE(jcambo7 @ Jun 17 2011, 09:26 PM)  Sadly, I think he's just an angry guy and he's taking his frustrations out on others. I mean, he can't even put his 914 on jackstands for all the Christmas ornaments stacked around it. Good thing he's got a rotissiere so he can roll it on it's side. I pity him.  Actually, I pity The General. She has to live with him. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif) |
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| messix |
Jun 17 2011, 11:30 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
QUOTE(greenie @ Jun 17 2011, 08:52 PM) So anyway... This exfriend of mine , (he goes by JSaum) comes by my work today, says that he can't get his car ready for the Ramble. I'm tired of this shit! The guy has owned his car and has been working on it since 2003 and has never gotten it off of Jackstands. Every year it's some tired excuse for why he needs to hitch a ride, borrow parts or take care of some unforeseen mechanical defect. He is always asking me for money, life advice or potential explanations for why he cannot satisfy women. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sheeplove.gif) I gave him some tough luv today, said that he"just needs to get it on the ground" and make his way to Medford! He started up with the " my carbs aren't tuned" and "maybe next year" bullshit. I'm done. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/headbang.gif) my friend greenie, you are just too much of a caring person and get taking advantage of and taken for granted. you need to be more like me.... a hard ass! i see guys like jsalm and can pin them as being jackstand posers. these guys just like to buy a car put them on jack stands and then talk all about what they're "gonna" do to this car. it never ends and they will never actually drive the car! i have no time for posers like him and will shun him on sight. associating your self with this poser will damage your reputation in the 914 community, so i suggest you cut all ties with him as soon as possible |
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| Lou W |
Jun 17 2011, 11:30 PM
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"Here Kitty Kitty" my ass...... Group: Members Posts: 4,109 Joined: 9-May 04 From: Roseburg, OR. Member No.: 2,039 Region Association: Spain |
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| JRust |
Jun 17 2011, 11:35 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 6,307 Joined: 10-January 03 From: Corvallis Oregon Member No.: 129 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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There may be just a little sarcasm by Greenie there. Laced with a try at motivation to get his car off stands.
Anyone who knows Greenie ought to know he can't give advice on pleasing women (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
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| Mark Henry |
Jun 18 2011, 06:28 AM
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that's what I do! Group: Members Posts: 20,065 Joined: 27-December 02 From: Port Hope, Ontario Member No.: 26 Region Association: Canada |
Take the jack stands out from under his teen, put them under his DD, then pleasure his woman and finally drive away in your 914 yelling na na na-na na.
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| jaxdream |
Jun 18 2011, 07:56 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 974 Joined: 8-July 08 From: North Central Tennessee Member No.: 9,270 Region Association: South East States |
QUOTE(Mark Henry @ Jun 18 2011, 04:28 AM) Take the jack stands out from under his teen, put them under his DD, then pleasure his woman and finally drive away in your 914 yelling na na na-na na. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) Jack |
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| carr914 |
Jun 18 2011, 07:56 AM
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Racer from Birth Group: Members Posts: 118,626 Joined: 2-February 04 From: Tampa,FL Member No.: 1,623 Region Association: South East States  |
QUOTE(JRust @ Jun 18 2011, 01:35 AM) Anyone who knows Greenie ought to know he can't give advice on pleasing women (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) |
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| McMark |
Jun 18 2011, 10:30 AM
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914 Freak! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 20,179 Joined: 13-March 03 From: Grand Rapids, MI Member No.: 419 Region Association: None |
Carb tuning tech session? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)
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| jsaum |
Jun 18 2011, 11:56 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 530 Joined: 12-June 07 From: Everett, WA Member No.: 7,809 Region Association: None |
Well first off I will be soon be posting a poll suggesting a name change from Greenie to Meanie! Mr Greenie/Meanie should get his facts straight, what some people call procrastination others call careful planning! We all know Greenie attended the same motivational school that teaches water boarding and electroshock therapy as gentle positive reinforcement! I too have been questioning Greenie's friendship, if he was a true friend wouldn't he have offered to help me remove those jack stands he spoke of?
And yes we've all heard the urban myth of how he removed and installed his engine all in the time frame of a Sea Hawks game just to wax and polish the engine tin and bolt heads! And while most of us die hard teeners were busy one weekend last month rebuilding our transmissions, where was Greenie, I believe he was at some type of day spa getting a pedicure and facial! So I ask Greenie, true friend or not? Jsaum |
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| MDG |
Jun 18 2011, 12:35 PM
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Wolf in wolf's clothing. Group: Members Posts: 8,652 Joined: 3-February 09 From: Toronto Member No.: 10,018 Region Association: None |
Well, as always, two sides to the story. The initial points made by Greenie/Meanie seemed valid and supporting his side seemed the obvious choice.
But, seriously? A day spa for waxing and a pedicure? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) This could get ugly fast. |
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| rjames |
Jun 18 2011, 12:40 PM
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I'm made of metal Group: Members Posts: 3,932 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Shoreline, WA Member No.: 4,467 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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QUOTE(MDG @ Jun 18 2011, 11:35 AM) Well, as always, two sides to the story. The initial points made by Greenie/Meanie seemed valid and supporting his side seemed the obvious choice. But, seriously? A day spa for waxing and a pedicure? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) This could get ugly fast. One can only hope that there are no pictures of the event! |
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| messix |
Jun 18 2011, 12:42 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
for those of you that have not met "Greenie" in person, you should know that a "certain" amount of personal maintenance is required!
how ever the "poser" Jsaum... well he just needs to walk the talk! carefull planning!!!!???? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) |
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| messix |
Jun 18 2011, 12:45 PM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
and i might add that Mr Greenie came through for me one saturday when i needed a set of valve cover gaskets, and i had my car running the next day.... thats how you get things done.
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| hot_shoe914 |
Jun 18 2011, 12:49 PM
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on ramp passer Group: Members Posts: 3,802 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Earle, Ar. Member No.: 8,354 Region Association: None |
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| aircooledtechguy |
Jun 18 2011, 01:19 PM
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The Aircooledtech Guy Group: Members Posts: 1,966 Joined: 8-November 08 From: Anacortes, WA Member No.: 9,730 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
Carbs not being tuned is
Push, pull or drag that thing up here and we'll make you road worthy for the trip. . . That is if that's all it really needs. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/popcorn[1].gif) |
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| aircooledtechguy |
Jun 18 2011, 01:24 PM
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The Aircooledtech Guy Group: Members Posts: 1,966 Joined: 8-November 08 From: Anacortes, WA Member No.: 9,730 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
QUOTE(KELTY360 @ Jun 17 2011, 10:20 PM) Man, am I glad my son had his back turned for this photo!! Having him even "loosely connected" with Greenie, could cost him future career opportunities!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif) |
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