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Bakersfield, How to tell you live here. |
Allan |
Jul 24 2004, 10:07 AM
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Teenerless Weenie Group: Members Posts: 8,373 Joined: 5-July 04 From: Western Mesopotamia Member No.: 2,304 Region Association: Southern California |
Top ten ways to tell you are in Bakersfield:
1. You have to explain to company from out of town what animal a "Tri-tip" comes from. 2. Drivers think a red traffic light is just a suggestion. 3. You think 6 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard. 4. You notice your car overheating before you start it. 5. You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water. 6. You discover in July it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car. 7. You can make sun tea instantly. 8. You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace. 9. People with black cars and upolstery are assumed to be from out of town. 10. You notice the best parking places are determined by shade instead of distance. |
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